Russian Political Jokes

苏联政治笑话 / Russian Political Jokes

In Mandarin

有能力的请看中文,毕竟英语大多数情况下也不能很好的表达俄语中的意思,而中文则可以意译:

苏联的历史进程,可以分成三段各具特色的历史时期:斯大林时代、赫鲁晓夫时代和勃列日涅夫时代。所以苏联的政治笑话,就可以相应地分成斯大林时代笑话、赫鲁晓夫时代笑话、勃列日涅夫时代笑话。每个时代的笑话,都可以深刻反映当时苏联的政治现实和社会现实

一些笑话做了一些小的改编,但不影响整体意思

赫鲁晓夫时代 - 2023.8.10

斯大林时代 - 2023.8.25

勃列日涅夫时代 - 2023.8.22

戈尔巴乔夫时代 - 2023.8.31

In English

Here's an analysis of some Soviet political jokes. If you can, please read the Chinese version, as English often can't fully express the meanings in Russian, while Chinese can provide a free translation:

The historical process of the Soviet Union can be divided into three distinctive historical periods: the Stalin era, the Khrushchev era, and the Brezhnev era. Therefore, Soviet political jokes can be correspondingly divided into jokes of the Stalin era, jokes of the Khrushchev era, and jokes of the Brezhnev era. Jokes from each era can profoundly reflect the political and social realities of the Soviet Union at that time.

Some jokes have been slightly adapted, but this does not affect the overall meaning.

Khrushchev Era - 2023.8.10

Stalin Era - 2023.8.25

Brezhnev Era - 2023.8.22

Gorbachev Era - 2023.8.31


普京时代 - 最新的一个笑话

Sep 6, 2023,据我从美国来的朋友所述再添加一条和普里戈津相关的笑话,以后再总结普京时代的笑话吧,这条直接写过来:

俄罗斯很大,有11个时区,很多时候人和人交流并不方便,普京为此深感头疼,他老想着统一时区但又无能为力。这天普京秘密得知普里戈津在叛变后又要有新动作,于是便决心杀掉他,制定好计划后就准备执行了。他的计划是把他所乘坐的飞机炸掉,然后在下一刻开发布会以及拨打慰问电话来表达自己的关心。几小时后普京觉得火候已到,于是拨打了普里戈津太太的电话表示哀悼,但他太太回复道:普京总统,感谢您的关怀,但他还没上飞机呢,我们刚起床

Putin Era - Latest One

Sep 6, 2023, according to what I heard from my friend who came from the US, here is another joke related to Prigozhin to add. I will summarize the jokes from the Putin era later. Let me just write this one down:

Russia is very big, with 11 time zones. Communication between people is often inconvenient. Putin felt very distressed about this. He always wanted to unify the time zones but was powerless. One day Putin secretly learned that Prigozhin was going to make new moves after his betrayal. So he was determined to kill him and made a plan to execute. His plan was to blow up the plane he was taking, and then hold a press conference and make condolence calls in the next moment to express his concern. A few hours later, Putin felt the timing was right, so he called Prigozhin's wife to express his condolences, but his wife replied: President Putin, thank you for your care, but he hasn't gotten on the plane yet. We just got up.